I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good: Private Message to Ron

Hullo,

All right, there, old man?

I've told Smith it was shockingly not on. And that he'd best take you at your word and avoid further confrontation.

When you've cooled off a bit, what, he did have something to say for himself that I jolly well believe bears examination.

I say, not to excuse his dashed poor behaviour, of course. Or his bally well awful timing, what!

-Justin