Oh, nothing too scandalous. Just things like taking a hedgehog out of my pocket when I'm reaching in for a handkerchief. That sort of thing.

It caused such a bunch of screeches at the tea at Mrs Pendleton's garden party last week; you've no idea! Although I'm sure it wasn't the hedgehog's fault at all that he ended up in the sugar bowl. That was simply because I sort of fumbled him when I took him out of my pocket and that's where he happened to land. I couldn't help it...those spines were quite uncomfortable. But it didn't bother him. He didn't even wake up from his nap before I snatched him up and stowed him back away.